Poor Poor Dear Hubby (subtitle: oh what a bad wife am I)
DH: Honey, I'm cold, can I wrap up in this quilt, on the arm of the chair?
ME: Oh, honey, not that one, it's being hand quilted and has safety pins in it
DH: Can I wrap up in one of these?
Me: Oh, not those, they are display quilts, not daily-use quilts.
DH: (moaning) I can't wrap up in a pink and green quilt
Me: Well, I'm putting binding on that one at the moment anyway.
DH: this one???
Me: Oh, that's not finished either, sweetie...
DH: Is there a quilt anywhere that I can wrap up in?
Me: Well, there are several upstairs - but down here at the moment there is only the cat's blanket......
UGGHHHHH...........i'D BETTER GET SOME FINISHED QUILTS IN THE FAMILY ROOM - PRONTO!
Happy Quilting (and finishing),